Favorite quotes from my professors in the first few days of class:
"As you can tell by my physique, I never turn down treats."
"Wow, you look a lot better in person." (Than on the class roll)
"Wow, you look a lot better in this picture."
"I have never met a person from Idaho I didn't like."- (I actually hear that a lot! :))
"Our children would be a lot thinner if I were a stand-up comic"
"If you abuse everyone the same, it's not abuse, it's style."
"I want you all to pay a ton of tithing...you gotta make a lot of money to do that."
"There are three kinds of statisticians, those who can count and those who can't."
"My first class on my first day teaching I was chewing gum, and while making a very exciting point, the gum flew out of my mouth and landed on the forehead of the girl in the front row! And it stuck! What was I supposed to do? Come up and pull it off? If you see me chewing gum, please remind me to spit it out!"
It's going to be a great semester!









